Lindsay Lohan‘s family is getting a little crazier. Lohan’s half-sister, Ashley Horn (they share Michael Lohan as their dad), got plastic surgery to look just like Lindsay, “in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old” she told inTouch. Yeah,I’m not seeing the resemblance. The magazine posted a side-by-side comparison (above) but used a photo of Lindsay from last year, not when she was 18/19. I’m hoping they’re being snarky and making some kind of statement about how much plastic surgery Lohan’s gotten, but I’m probably over-thinking it.
Ms. Horn’s surgeries cost around $25,000. Who the f-ck is paying for this shit? Michael Lohan owes so much child support that he can’t pay. Here’s what Horn got for her money:
I’ve gotten rhinoplasty, a bit of refinement underneath my cheeks and jawline, some fat injected into my chin and some fat injected into my upper cheeks. [...] I’m hotter than Lindsay! I have no problem saying that.
Oh, okay. Got anything else to say about your half sib?
I’m not Lindsay. I wasn’t raised in that family. I don’t drink, do drugs or party. I like being a responsible person.
She’s 18. There’s still time.
Here’s Ashley before:
Girl, you downgraded. Sorry.