Rihanna‘s life might seem like an endless stream of blunts, nudity and bad behaviour, but don’t get the wrong idea! She actually hates partying and the clubs and wearing high heels and all the stuff she does EVERY SINGLE DAY and feels the need to Instagram extensively. I don’t know how we could have possibly got the wrong idea from that!
Appearing on Alan Carr’s Chattyman (a pretty hilarious UK talkshow), Rihanna explained it as follows (via DS):
“I hate partying,” the singer confessed. “I don’t know if it’s my heels – I don’t like standing up in my heels for hours. I don’t know if it’s that, but I’ve been so bored of it.”
The ‘Diamonds’ hit-maker added: “I don’t know if it’s because it’s the same music every night – maybe we need some more DJs.”
Rihanna said that she is still “celebrating every once in a while” as a reward for her hard work, but admitted personal leisure is restrained.
“I am such a bootleg rock star, I do nothing, literally. I’m embarrassed to say that actually. That’s so disgusting. That’s fucking pathetic.
“I tell you, I’m a bit of a square recently. Don’t feel bad for me, I’m good.”
Uh, WHAT? Her personal leisure is restrained? What universe does that happen in? Because it sure isn’t this one. I guess maybe she is always at the hotel and on her private jet getting messed up, so she’s not technically partying, but girl… come on.
Crack head please.