It’s sort of hilarious that in the new issue of Rolling Stone, Miley Cyrus starts running her mouth about how Justin Bieber might “ruin” his fame if he keeps being a controversial asshole. Pot, meet kettle. Apparently, Miley considers herself to be Justin’s “mentor” AND that she’s way more mature because, LOL boyz r so dum!!! I can’t with this girl. I mean, I never really could, but I definitely can’t now.
Parked next to us is a black Range Rover. “I’m not gonna lie,” she says. “I think that might be Bieber’s.” I ask her if she hangs out with him. “A little bit,” she says. “But not really. I’m not much older than him, so I never want it to feel like I’m mentoring him. But I do mentor him in a way. Because I’ve been doing this shit for a long time, and I already transitioned, and I don’t think he’s quite done it yet.
“He’s trying really hard,” she adds. “People don’t take him seriously, but he really can play the drums, he really can play guitar, he really can sing. I just don’t want to see him fuck that up, to where people think he’s Vanilla Ice. I tell him that. Like, ‘You don’t want to become a joke. When you go out, don’t start shit. Don’t come in shirtless.’ But the thing is,” she says with a laugh, “I think boys are, like, seven years behind. So in his head, he’s really, like, 12.”
Oh, man. I’m really just not sure what gets into this girl’s head. Like, Miley… no. You do not mentor Bieber, and you are not in any position to be mentoring ANYONE. In fact, YOU need someone to mentor your ass so you can stop acting like an absolute idiot.
The whole interview is cringe-worthy as hell, but click through at the above link if you actually dare…