Rihanna just debuted her new fall collection for UK retailer River Island, and it’s as hideous as ever. This is the third range she’s done for the store and it’s as bad as all the rest, full of half-tops, camoflauge, bodycon dresses and other items of “clothing”, if you want to call them that. Because nothing says autumn like a bare midriff and a visible thong.
Despite being an absolute mess, of course this shit is selling like hotcakes and hundreds of fans turned out on Tuesday – as well as Rihanna herself, complete with blue lipstick and the mullet/rat tail hairdo she’s got going these days – to check it out. A lot of it is already sold out online! People will buy anything, I swear.