Beyoncé and Jay-Z recently took a yacht for a little cruise in the Mediterranean last week, where they apparently spent over $31,000 on alcohol in the span of five days. Nice – I guess that fits the description of diva behaviour. According to The Sun, the pair loaded up on Belvedere vodka, Rémy Martin cognac, plus Dom Perignon and Armand de Brignac champagne – all of which are quite expensive, I suppose. I dunno, I don’t drink.
What’s hilarious is that all of their money went on the alcohol and not on food, because on board they apparently kept chicken nuggets, hot dogs, Skippy peanut butter and Cheerios. Wow – that’s pretty high brow food! Don’t worry, there’s no hateration from my end – that’s all good eats, as far as I’m concerned. The issue here is the $31k on alcohol. I can think of SO MANY THINGS to do with that kind of money and not one of them involves alcohol. Here’s my short list:
1. Finish paying off my student loans
2. Get some new clothes for winter
3. Go on vacation!
4. Go for dinner at Heston Blumenthal’s Fat Duck in Berkshire
5. Buy my dog a deluxe dog house
I could go on and on, but you get the drift. What would you spend $31k on?