I don’t really know much (read: anything) about Cara Delevingne‘s dating life, and I don’t really care to, which is why this story doesn’t really mean anything to me. I mean, I know she and Rita Ora used to pretend they lezzed out together, but we all know she’s straight as a line and dates men. Well, NOT ANYMORE! You see, boys and their love of their willies – that’s penises, for the non-English – has really put a bee in her bonnet and she’s not going to take it anymore.
“I’m done with boys, they’re so annoying. All they care about is their willies. I want to behave more like a boy.
“I want to be the strong one. People see me being a crazy bitch but I’m the opposite inside.”
Oh dear, sounds like someone recently went through a bad break-up. I’m sure she’ll get right back on the saddle – or the willy, if you will – soon enough. She just needs to find the right person, I suppose – so long as that person isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio. Also, she’s what, 21 or so? Girl, calm down.