I generally love Nicole Scherzinger – she’s crazier than a shit house rat in the best way possible. Have you watched her on The X Factor UK? She’s hilarious and actually pretty sweet. However, I cannot co-sign this bullshit. Posting on her Instagram page, Nicole tried twerking on for size with the following caption:
“#teamtwerkcakes came out to play! Heeey, Team twerk caaakes! #paddleboardtwerking #goofballz.”
Twerking has got to go. It needs to disappear into a land far, far away, never to be used again by celebrities or regular people because it’s become that much of a disastrous epidemic and I can’t bear it anymore.
Also, she must be on vacation right now until the live shows start, because there sure as hell isn’t anywhere in the UK to be wearing a bikini at this time of year. It’s hoodie time, already! Waiting for that to be the case on the east coast, as well – I’m done with summer!