Sorry to take things down about 15 notches, but that up there is Miley‘s promo for her upcoming single, ‘Wrecking Ball’, which, incidentally, sounds a LOT like a Katy Perry track. That is to say, it’s listenable enough to not sound anything like a Miley Cyrus song. I actually really like it, and I’m ashamed of myself but also brave enough to admit that I will probably download this album and listen to it a lot while simultaneously pretending it’s not Miley Cyrus.
When I was in Whole Foods this morning, they were playing ‘See You Again’, which is a Hannah Montana-era jam, but a jam nonetheless. That part where she’s like “My best friend Leslie says, ‘She’s just being Miley’,” I found myself wondering if she’s still BFFs with Leslie, and what the hell Leslie would have to say about all Miley’s bullshit over the past year or two.
Anyway, that’s neither here nor there. Just listen to it: