BILL NYE. BILL FREAKING NYE. Bill Nye “The Science Guy” is one of twelve contestants competing in season 17 of Dancing with the Stars. Fantastic!! Here are the rest of your dancing heroes.
— Snooki. Yes, it’s happened.
— Leah Remini rumors were true, though she was not on Good Morning America this morning with the rest of the cast. I hope she’s safe.
— Valerie Harper, which was already confirmed.
— Glee alum Amber Riley. (She will be paired with Derek Hough. If you watch the show, you know this is a very surprising partner for her to get.)
— Elizabeth Berkley.
— Jack Osbourne.
— NFL player Keyshawn Johnson (no idea, sports are so painfully not my thing.)
— Corbin Bleu (from High School Musical, isn’t that practically cheating?)
— Brant Daugherty, actor. No effing idea. Apparently he’s known for Pretty Little Liars.
— Bill Engvall, comedian. No idea.
— Christina Milian.
Are you going to watch?
Wait, I just realized who Keyshawn Johnson is. He’s the dude who keeps driving Justin Bieber‘s cars and effing them up. Brilliant.