Grills are a great way to prove that you have a shit ton of money and nothing to do with it, so of course Madonna hopped on the train and filled her mouth with gold. She now looks like a mental patient dressed as Flava Flav for Halloween. Really great look, there.
I’m all for keeping up with the youths and everything, but this is a 55-year-old woman with a gold grill in her mouth. Does no one else see an issue with this? Didn’t Madonna? I’m just not sure what the thought process was. Did her accountant give her an income update and she thought, “Huh, well, there’s an extra $5 million that wasn’t there last month, I think I’ll treat myself and get one of those gold mouth grills the kids seem to like!” ? It’s just not good.
The above picture was snapped at one of her Hard Candy gyms, this one in Rome. Madonna has her own gyms? God, I have been living under a rock. If you’d like to see that sweet mouth jewelry from another angle, here you go: