Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Gaga And Katy Perry Are Seated Next To Each Other At The VMAs

lady gaga katy perry vmas seating Katy Perry is still slaying Lady Gaga on the charts and you know someone at MTV is hoping for some conflict, or at least GIF worthy moments between the two, so why not sit them together? Yup, Ms. Perry and Ms. Lady G are assigned side-by-side seats at the VMAs at the Barclays Center (photos via their twitter). Other notable seat buddies are Robin Thicke and Miley, and Kanye West and Justin Timberlake. There are rumors that Timberlake will reunite with *NSYNC at the show but I haven't see...

Holy Crap – Jennifer Lopez Had A Stalker Living In Her Pool House

jennifer lopez crying This is some creepy horror movie stuff right here. Jennifer Lopez has a very dedicated stalker. How dedicated? He lived in Ms. Lopez's pool house for a few days without anyone realizing he was there. Um, that may be a sign that you have way too much money if your house/property is so big that you don't realize someone is secretly living in your backyard. Just saying. More deets from TMZ: According to Southampton police, 49-year-old John M. Dubis basically moved in to J.Lo's $10 million pad...

Here Are Sofia Coppola’s Favorite Twee Hipster Things

sofia coppola louis vuitton Sofia Coppola sums up everything people love or hate about young female filmmakers and fashionistas. Her films are about spoiled and/or depressed young women set to indie music or classic old tunes. She was the face of Marc Jacobs. She was born into Hollywood royalty. People are either fans of hers, or anti-fans -- it's hard to find a middle ground. So if you love her, you'll appreciate this list of her favorite things, and if you hate her, it will confirm everything you already hate about her. She spoke with The Wall Street Jou...

Remember DMX? He Got Arrested For Marijuana Possession

dmx I don't smoke weed anymore, but I certainly look forward to the day this country gets on with life and decriminalizes possession of the stuff, because it's just getting tedious now. DMX - he of the 'Ruff Ryders Anthem' and real name Earl Simmons - was arrested for having a bag of marijuana in the passenger door of his car during a "routine" traffic stop (don't even get me started). (Also, how old is DMX now? Damn!) From CNN: The arrest in Greer, South Carolina, comes four weeks after he was cha...

Speaking of Justin Bieber… He’s Ready to Settle Down and Have Kids

justin bieber Isn't it a wonderful day when we feature two Justin Bieber stories in a row? (I promise it'll never happen again.) This one's pretty rich, though. Young Thug Jr. wants everyone to know that he's not some bad ass playboy running wild. In fact, he knows how to treat a woman and would like to stick it in one without protection one day soon so he can make mini versions of himself and "settle down". Joy! Here's what he told In Touch Weekly: "I can't wait to have a beautiful wife and little kid...

Kanye West Is Being Sued Over That Scuffle With a Photographer

kanye west fight People are always trying to make money in this world, so it's not a surprise in any way, shape or form that the photographer who got into a scuffle with Kanye West at LAX last month is trying to sue. Daniel Ramos has filed a lawsuit against Yeezus with charges of assault, battery, negligence and interference with the exercise of civil rights and he wants to be paid bigtime for it. Also, he wants the case to have a jury trial. What's with these yahoos? Here's Digital Spy's rundown: "Without warning or provocation, Defendant We...

Is Justin Bieber’s Manager Scooter Braun Headed to ‘American Idol’?

scooter braun justin bieber God, I hope not. Scooter Braun looks like a dillweed of the highest degree, though I suppose you have to give him his due on exploiting a pre-teen to make millions and millions of bucks off him. Nothing like a grown man named Scooter, am I right? He's also working with Carly Rae Jepsen and The Wanted now, so I guess he's expanding his clientele and that makes him worthy of being a judge on American Idol... at least according to Jennifer Lopez (?????). From US Weekly: The insider tells Us that the 32-year-old talent ma...

Happy Birthday, Demi Lovato! Here’s a Goat

demi lovato africa Demi Lovato is currently in Kenya on a charity trip for Me to We and Free The Children, and she celebrated her 21st birthday there on Tuesday. Cool, right? Especially since the Maasai surprised her with an awesome birthday party and gave her a goat as a gift! Not that she can take it back with her to the States, but like they say with any present: it's the thought that counts. Here's a bunch of stuff from Demi about her trip - a video of her cool birthday party, a tweet with a picture, her ...

Wow, Someone Really Loves David Hasselhoff

david hasselhoff In a story that's too bizarre to be true (but it totally is), a store clerk in Shelton, Connecticut is in hospital in critical condition after robbers stole a bunch of life-sized cut-outs of David Hasselhoff (???) from a local Cumberland Farms and he was hit by their car and dragged as they tried to get away.  What the fuck? From The Connecticut Post: The 36-year-old employee noticed a black SUV pull up to the gas station and convenience store on River Road about 1:30 a.m. Tuesday and its occup...

What The Hell Is Wrong With Madonna’s Mouth?

madonna Grills are a great way to prove that you have a shit ton of money and nothing to do with it, so of course Madonna hopped on the train and filled her mouth with gold. She now looks like a mental patient dressed as Flava Flav for Halloween. Really great look, there. I'm all for keeping up with the youths and everything, but this is a 55-year-old woman with a gold grill in her mouth. Does no one else see an issue with this? Didn't Madonna? I'm just not sure what the thought process was. Did her ...

Lohan’s Big Oprah Interview Was A Big Ratings Flop

oprah's next chapter lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan sat down with Oprah and told her she checked into rehab for the very first time because she used Ambien and it scared her (to which Oprah gave the most skeptical look ever and tried get more of an explanation and gave up) and also that she did cocaine "Ten to fifteen times" to which everyone torrenting this mess laughed mightily. I guess a lot of people at this point are fed up with Lohan, because the interview was one of Oprah's lowest rated interviews, ever. Some stats from The ...

Kelly Clarkson Is Going To Elope Because She’s Pretty Busy

kelly clarkson wedding gown Kelly Clarkson is engaged to some dude named Brandon Blackstock and they've been talking about psyched they are to have a huge wedding. But then Clarkson realized, oh this is a lot of work and I've got a busy schedule, let's elope instead. Whatever, works for me. It's not like I would have been invited. From People: We are so busy that we finally just came to terms the other night and were like, 'So, we change our minds and we want to elope.' We just got so overwhelmed by it – all the decis...