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Miley Cyrus claims puberty made her ratchet… ugh [Amy Grindhouse]

Yes, Lourdes Leon is in her bikini stage of adolescence [The Superficial]

Mary-Kate Olsen is someone’s stepmother. Think about that. [Lainey Gossip]

Don’t worry, Amber Heard isn’t ashamed to be bisexual [The Frisky]

Johnny Depp makes an alright woman, if I do say so [theBERRY]

Eric Bana in a tight t-shirt: would you still hit it? [Celebitchy]

Uh, so here’s a compilation of the best fingering scenes [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Another day, another Kelly Brook selfie showing off her boobs [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Beyoncé’s finding it a bit hard to give up the hair extensions [Bohomoth]

Paris Jackson has had no life since Michael passed away [ICYDK]

Julianne Hough has definitely moved on from Ryan Seacrest [I’m Not Obsessed]

Seth MacFarlane has a really hot girlfriend in Alexis Knapp [IDLYITW]

Adriana Lima may have the cutest celebrity baby ever [MoeJackson]

Do you want to steal Amanda Seyfried’s style? [The Frisky]

Selena Gomez really, really wants you to think she’s a sexy lady [The Superficial]

Oh dear, Toni Braxton lost her dress on stage! [Amy Grindhouse]

Chris Brown has been ordered to do 1,000 more hours community service [Celebitchy]

Luisa Zissman gets caught wearing pink underwear [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Even Lindsay Lohan’s getting in on the selfie game [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]