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Victoria Beckham Insists She’s Totally Normal, Then Takes Helicopter To Son’s School

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Victoria Beckham doth protest too much. Homegirl is always trying to act like their family is “normal” and totally down-to-earth when that’s sorta impossible when you have so many millions of dollars and do things like taking a damn helicopter to your son’s parents’ evening because you were running late at a photoshoot for Australian Vogue.

That’s exactly what happened when, during her recent interview for the magazine, she realised she might not make it to Brooklyn’s school in time. So she did what all normal people do in these situations and hired a helicopter to take her directly there (via DS).

Oh, and here’s what Victoria had to tell the publication about her super normal lifestyle:

“Honestly, once the children are in bed I’d rather work or shove on a face pack and pluck my eyebrows. By the time Brooklyn’s finally gone to bed, it’s all I’m fit for. Really, we’re much more normal than people think.”

I’m not sure how your bedtime routine defines normalcy, but let’s go with it. As long as she’s smiling, do we care?