Should We Talk About Lana Del Rey’s Pants?

Lana Del Rey makes some curious fashion decisions. I’m usually behind her choices but I think she’s been slipping lately. She’s been giving us some real doozies. We’ve gotten:

• Hippie “chic.”
• LA gangster girlfriend, or…whatever this is.
• The wallpaper pattern-esque dress.
• Cleopatra nightmare.
• Shirtdress.

I thought Gwen Stefani was the queen of ugly pants, but I think Lana “wins” with these.

Are these pants as ugly as I think they are?

…What do you want from me, it’s Friday.