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Is Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?

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There’s a blind item out about someone being secretly pregnant and I would bet everything I own that it’s Lindsay Lohan. As with blind items, we may never find out the truth. Okay, maybe not everything I own, but half. I need to imagine no possessions. I wonder if I can.

This item, from Blind Gossip, is about a “young, multi-talented female star” (shh stop laughing, I still think it’s Lohan) who has never been “fat” but when she gains weight, in it’s in her face and neck. That checks out for Lohan.

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They note she’s gained weight but only in her lower abdomen. Recent photos of Lohan in NYC show a little tummy, so check that too. (Yes, it could be a burrito, not a baby. I am familiar with burrito tummy.)

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The blind says that, “No one will question why she is only drinking water.” Lohan just got out of rehab, so no one would question that. Check. For the last clue, the blind suggests she was sleeping with a musician “approximately three months ago.” In late May, Lohan and The Wanted singer Max George ended their fling, right before her three month stint in rehab. Check.

And one more thing: there was this seemingly ridiculous story about Lindsay Lohan really wanting a baby.

The full blind is under the cut. What do you think?

“This young, multi-talented female star has never been fat. However, like many people, she has gained and lost weight before, so there is definitely a familiar pattern as to where her weight gains and losses show.

She’s gained about 10 pounds in the past couple of months. Not a big deal. But instead of it showing up in her face and neck or her upper abdomen – like it usually does – the weight gain is entirely in her lower abdomen.

No one will question why she is only drinking water. But questions about a woman’s body are a little more personal and frequently go unanswered. We think she’ll be able to keep her pregnancy a secret for another four weeks. After that point, she’ll have to make an announcement… or the bump will be gone altogether, with the loss chalked up to a healthy diet and exercise. We don’t know what she’s going to do, and, actually, neither does she!

Who was she dating – or sleeping with – approximately three months ago? Was it a musician?”

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