Naomi Watts is a Russian prostitute. [Splash News Online]
Julie Christie went on a hunger strike? [Starpulse]
More of Rihanna’s extravagant costumes in Barbados. [The Superficial]
Chris Brown went to Jail — and was out in 45 minutes. [TMZ]
Zac Efron looks terrified trying to escape from a paparazzo. [Socialite Life]
Michael Sheen with his new girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Watch Bryan Cranston on Leno, feel happy. [The Superficial]
It took Oprah to tell Lindsay Lohan that going to party in Europe after rehab was stupid. [Amy Grindhouse]
Gwyneth Paltrow’s super crush, Miranda Kerr, is in Vogue UK. [Drunken Stepfather]
Bruno Mars performed in Vegas. Here’s some photos. Good times. [CelebZter]
Something about Benedict Cumberbatch having a crush on a piano player? Yeah. [Celebitchy]
Behold: even more photos of Miley without pants. [Drunken Stepfather]
…and speaking of dropping her pants, she wants to drop her last name, too. [Hollywood PQ]
A new Lady Gaga song leaks, but is it real? [Popcrush]
Sylvester Stallone has a beautiful family. [ICYDK]
Lohan’s boobs are like, ALL over the Internet. [Bohomoth – NSFW]
Simon Cowell is paying HOW MUCH per year in child support payments? [IDLYITW]
Sarah Jessica Parker tells us how much she loves husband Matthew Broderick (it’s a lot). [I’m Not Obsessed]
Maria Menounos and Kris Jenner go roller skating. For Kris’ talk show, of course. [GCeleb]