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Nigella Lawson Has Been Granted a Divorce, Thank God

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Nigella Lawson can breathe a sigh of relief, as a judge has granted her a divorce from her asshole scrotum of a husband, Charles Saatchi. Just in case you forgot, Charles choked her repeatedly in public, played it off as a joke, admonished Nigella for not defending him and then refused to apologise. Sounds like a stand-up guy. Thank Christ she got away from him.

From BBC News:

TV chef Nigella Lawson and art collector Charles Saatchi have been granted a divorce at the High Court in London, ending their 10-year marriage.

In a hearing lasting less than a minute, District Judge Anne Aitken granted the couple a decree nisi.

Well, that was quick and simple. The only thing that’s a shame is that it took this incident for shit to take off like this. I guess she didn’t really have a choice since she was publicly humiliated, just about. Either way, I’m just glad she got out. This is some serious bullshit and NO ONE should put up with abuse – physical, mental, emotional or whatever – by someone who is supposed to love them. Fuck that.