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Jimmy Fallon Is A Dad Now

jimmy fallon is a dad

Jimmy Fallon is a new dad! His wife, Nancy Juvonen, just gave birth to their baby girl. Uh…what? Did anyone know she was pregnant? The happy couple had this to say, via their rep, from People via Daily News:

[They are] overjoyed about the arrival of their beautiful daughter.

As if they were going to say, “Goddamn this sucks.”

The couple have been married since 2007.

As always, I’m going to offer some great baby names they can take.

  • Jimmita
  • Jimmilia
  • Jimmifer
  • Juanita James
  • Lil’ Tina Fey
  • Pinkie Pirate
  • Koffii Tayble
  • Laura
  • Sarah Jessica Parker

So suck it, George Jason Alexander Seinfeld Louis. You’re not the only new baby in town.

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  • I haven’t heard anything about her pregnancy or her actually giving birth, like Mommy and baby are doing great…
    For some reason I’m thinking that they used a surrogate. Isn’t she in her mid 40’s?