Lana Del Rey should send a basket of aloe to Lady Gaga because she gave the girl some serious burns in an old song she wrote about her, titled “So Legit”. Not sure why people are suddenly picking up on this song now, as Ms. Del Rey wrote it years ago, but they are. I kinda feel bad for Stefani AKA Gaga because the song is really mean. It’s also pretty hilarious. And pretty bad. I love Lana AKA Lizzy Grant but this is really not her best. You can barely hear what she’s singing and it sounds like she’s making it up as she goes along. She most likely wrote the song some time in 2008, maybe 2009, as the song criticizes Gaga’s massive rise to fame. Here are some choice lyrics:
You’re looking like a man, you’re talking like a baby
How the fuck is your song in a Coke commercial, crazy?
I don’t get it
Your taste once exquisite
You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe
How the fuck would you go switch it up and then replace me?
I don’t get it, I’m so legit
Stefani, you suck, I know you’re selling twenty million
Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg
Oh, girl, I see you walking ’round in your pearls
Thinking that you’re number one
You’re so funny, ‘cause honey, you’re not
What happened to Brooklyn, what happened to our scene, baby?
Have we all gone Gaga crazy?
Whose side are you on?