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Will & Kate & Baby Boy

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Kate Middleton did it, you guys! She gave birth, and to a baby boy. The Palace released this statement (via ABC News):

Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 4.24 p.m. The baby weighs 8 lbs. 6 oz. The Duke of Cambridge was present for the birth. The queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry and members of both families have been informed and are delighted with the news. Her Royal Highness and her child are both doing well and will remain in hospital overnight.

Homegirl was in labor for more than 14 hours. People cheered when the heir was born. I bet she cheered too.

I have some great names, feel free to take these, Kate.

— Jasper
— Jumpin’ Jack Flash (or you could be more traditional and go with Jack Jumpin’ Flash)
— Chad
— Todd
— Chad Toddington
— Wesley Snipes

CONGRATS to the ultimate power couple!

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  • p.s. diggin’ those name suggestions. if i ever grow up & make a human, i will totally consider jumpin’ jack flash. chad & todd made me LOL – so 80s! also reminds me of shiny tan strippers and/or male escorts.

  • Yay, a boy!
    Now all we have to do is to make sure he and North West have a baby together and there will be our next saviour!
    20 years till salvation!