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LOL: Justin Bieber Gets Tattoo Of His Mom’s Eye

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For someone so rich, Justin Bieber has quite possibly the most piss poor collection of tattoos I’ve ever seen. The artwork is terrible, the execution is terrible and even the ideas behind them are horrendous. Still, he’s covered his pseudo-thug body with 16 ugly pieces, most recently… one of his mom’s eye (seen above). Uh… okay?

Justin posted the photo on his Instagram account with the caption: “”@bangbangnyc did this art ., Moms always watching ;)”

To translate (despite his poor grammar/punctuation), I believe what Justin is trying to say is “I won’t listen to anything my mother taught me growing up about humility, kindness and being a decent human being. How can I? There’s so much weed to smoke and vodka to drink and so many girls willing to give me a blow job, and people are SOOOO annoying when they won’t let me do what I want, so they’re pretty much BEGGING me to spit in their faces! I’ll just get this tattoo of an eye, though, and says it’s yours, Mom, so you’ll be placated for a while and I can get on with being awesome!!!”

Can we send this asshole to space yet?