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8Is Kristen Stewart Dating Michael Pitt?

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Another day, another “Kristen Stewart‘s totally not gay and is definitely dating a man” story. LOL, I kid (except not really). While KStew was apparently devastated that Robert Pattinson has moved on from her den of adultery, she’s said to have moved on now with Boardwalk Empire actor Michael Pitt.

If you’re not familiar with Michael Pitt, he’s the creepazoid who starred in Funny Games and basically looks like a serial killer to me now because of it. Also, as if these two are an actual couple. I mean, I hate to quote Mugatu, but I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

From The Sun:

A source said: “Kristen’s not over Rob but she’s getting there and Michael’s helping her through it.

“She vowed to throw herself into work and be single this summer. But when she met Michael last week, they hit it off.

“They both hate the spotlight and are smart bookworm types.”

Uh, really? “Smart bookworm types”? Oh man… okay. I would go with “stoner types”, but that’s just me. This coupling is not real, though, so let’s all move on.
July 16, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

8 Responses to “Is Kristen Stewart Dating Michael Pitt?”

  1. Heather says:

    NOOOOOO!!!! please let it not be so.

  2. ila says:

    if this is real i will go to the US and kill this fucking whore

    i thought i hated her enough but aparently she can try harder

  3. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    michael pitt’s in my 2013 death pool. crazy sexay lipssss! but he gives me bad vibes. like heroincokeorgies&guns bad vibes.

  4. evv says:

    Bearding for KStew….

  5. Veronica says:

    I love them both so much lol, realize I’m in the minority here

  6. meshe says:


  7. Ac says:

    Will never stop being Dawsons Creek Henry, no matter how much black.

  8. what? says:

    he’s engaged to Jamie Bochert i thought?

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