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WHAT? Lohan’s Trashy “The Canyons” To Premiere At The Esteemed Lincoln Center

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Lindsay Lohan and James Deen‘s much talked about The Canyons is finally going to premiere. And the world premiere for this trashy automatic B movie will be at the esteemed Lincoln Center, Manhattan. Here are some things that are held at Lincoln Center:

— New York City Ballet
— The Metropolitan Opera
— The New York Philharmonic Orchestra

And now we can add The Canyons, premiering July 29. I really want to go, lord help me. But there will be other opportunities for me to see this masterpiece. From Newsday:

IFC Films will release “The Canyons” theatrically Aug. 2 in Toronto and at the IFC Center in Greenwich Village, expanding to Los Angeles and other cites the following week. It will also be available on video-on-demand on Aug. 2.

We’re all gonna be okay.

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  • No… We won’t be ok…

    I can already hear the Four Horsemen of the Apokolyps riding closer and closer…