Channing Tatum is a funny fella. Kind of an okay actor, new dad and now… sculptor and secret nudist? Keep your hands on your keyboards, ladies and homosexual gentlemen – it’s totally innocent. He just… doesn’t like wearing clothes at home and really likes sculpting women’s bodies – so long as they’re hot and look like his wife‘s.
ELLE: She once said as soon as you get home, you get naked. What’s that about?
CT: I don’t really know. I have a really nice back porch where the pool is. Once the shoes are off, the socks come off too, and then everything else downstairs just follows at some point.
ELLE: I heard you’re a sculptor. What do you sculpt?
CT: I really love anatomy, in general. I like sculpting bodies.
ELLE: Are we talking live, nude models?
CT: Not yet. I’m sure that’s on the docket. My sculptures look like my wife. Not pregnant. [Laughs] Her old body.
Oh yeah, God forbid – who would want to sculpt PREGNANT bodies? Yucky! I’m rolling my eyes. But whatever. Go forth and create your art, bro – let no one stand in the way. Or something.
I wonder if he’s actually decent at sculpting? I mean, I don’t really wonder, but for the sake of this article, I do. Whatever, it’s a national holiday, news is slow.