Rihanna apparently got hammered and decided to take on No Doubt’s “Don’t Speak” at karaoke and the whole thing is like, “Oooohhh, girl don’t sing. Don’t sing. Don’t sing. Don’t.” And there’s video. I don’t believe it’s Rihanna, it’s hard to tell who it really is. There’s no closeups. And also, the singer is terrible. Yes, she’s drunk. And honestly, I don’t like Rihanna’s singing voice when she’s sober. But is it really possible that Rihanna could be drunk enough to sound this bad? Is there a mic she won’t let go of?