Today's Evil Beet Gossip

theAMlinks

jonah hill

Exactly how big of a douchebag is Jonah Hill? [The Superficial]

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are still together, much to your dismay [Lainey Gossip]

Jenny Mollen, whoever that is, doesn’t mind going see-through [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Is Snooki really going to be your new thinspiration? [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Oh snap, Blake Lively has Ryan Reynolds whipped [Celebitchy]

Sarah Jessica Parker makes an alright flapper [ICYDK]

Julia Roberts is still alive, still looking pretty great [Amy Grindhouse]

Try not to vomit, but Gwyneth Paltrow‘s giving a strip tease [Bohomoth]

Poor Bruce Jenner got run out of his own house by Kim’s baby [I’m Not Obsessed]

Does anyone know what in the hell is going on with Rihanna‘s fashion sense? [IDLYITW]

Hey, look – it’s a gallery of celebrity bikini bodies! [theBERRY]

Breaking news: Miley Cyrus won’t put her butt away [The Superficial]

Emma Watson is calling out Paris Hilton because she’s bored, I guess [Lainey Gossip]

I guess Aaron Hernandez thinks he’s some kind of gangster [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Johnny Depp played Tonto in order to “right some wrongs” [Celebitchy]

Heidi Klum wins the novelty t-shirt game, for sure [Celebslam]

Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are drinking their marriage away [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Tyson Beckford is still modeling underwear, if you’re into that [Starpulse]