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Ew, Gag Me: Put Your Shirt On, Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber is everything I hate about the world (and social media) and it’s hard to just ignore him (as I do with most things I don’t like) because he won’t stop trying to paste his nasty ass 12-year-old boy’s body here there and everywhere. Since Instagram introduced video yesterday, of course he had to get in on the fun by putting up a video of himself without a shirt on, thereby allowing a bunch of pre-teens to discover masturbation for the first time, I guess?

I love that this idiot really thinks he’s hood now because he wears his hat backwards and owns a few chains. No. Just no – sit your ass down. Second of all, he’s obviously high as hell because he’s in that ~whoa, marijuana is so kewl~ phase of life, which, whatever, not hating. We’ve all been there. Shit, Miley‘s there now (which is why they’d probably make a perfect couple, but I actually like Miley too much for that). In any case, I can’t help myself from wanting to punch this little runt in the face. What an asshole.

Here’s his idiotic video below:

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