Hurray for Justin Bieber! Being a total asshole will obviously make you REALLY popular, because he’s just become the first person to reach 40 million followers on Twitter. As we all know, nearly half of those are “fake” accounts, so it’s not all that much of a celebration, but don’t tell him that! He’s living the dream!
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 4, 2013
I’m rolling my eyes. But uh, congrats, Baby Elvis.