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6This Is How You Get To Dress When You’re A Celebrity: Rihanna Edition

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Rihanna decided to go shopping in Paris dressed like a yacht captain after a successful raid at a knock-off Chanel stand in NYC’s Chinatown. You know that all her Chanel jewelry is real, but combined with her gold platform Sporty Spice sneakers and tube top, and long hot pink acrylic nails, the whole thing looks so tacky and questionable. But when you’re a huge celeb like Rihanna, you can wear whatever the hell you want and your people aren’t going to tell you that you look ridiculous. Sure, if you’re a common person you can also wear whatever you want, but it’s just not the same.

So we get to see Beyonce in leather shorts in summer in New York City. It’s not that Beyoncé looks bad, it’s just, what the hell are you doing?

But back to Rihanna. Enjoy.

June 4, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Rihanna

6 Responses to “This Is How You Get To Dress When You’re A Celebrity: Rihanna Edition”

  1. Amy says:

    reminds me of Cher Horowitz. LOVE

  2. Let’s just put it this way… she’s not THAT pretty (I’ve nailed better looking babes), she’s not THAT talented (like, writing rock operas and such kinda talented), she doesn’t have an 8 octave range like Yma Sumac, but, given a few drinks ‘twixt the ‘twain of us, I’d nail her. I might have to have her checked out at the gyno first tho…

  3. Big Snake says:

    Is it awesome how her big tough woman beater boyfriend has Pink toenails?

  4. thebutcher says:

    She just looks like a $5 hooker

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