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Courtney Stodden is pretty much a modern day Grace Kelly so I was overjoyed to read her interview with E Online about her beauty and workout routines. Unfortunately she doesn’t say anything that interesting or specific nor does she admit to being a 27 year-old living hoax. I wanted some real info here, something like,

“I wake up at 6 AM and jog around my living room in my highest heels, because they really work my glutes. Then I pretend to drown in the swimming pool — that’s really good cardio. For breakfast I have a protein shake made of whey, bananas, and crushed ecstasy tablets. For lunch I have anywhere from 3 -7 green Jello shots. Green only, for the nutrients. I work out again in the early evening, just 1,000 crunches, nothing too intense, and then I spend 4 hours putting on makeup so that I can walk around West Hollywood with my husband, Some Dude From Lost. My dinner is totally insane: grilled salmon, steamed spinach, and brown rice. I know, I’m so bad!”

but no. Here’s what she really said. From EOnline:

I absolutely love my body and everything about it. I work hard at keeping it tight and in shape, which gives me the confidence to show it off and feel great about myself. … Sometimes I wish [my lips] were a little more pouty when putting on my lipstick. So, eventually, I might look into plumping them just a tad.

My stomach [is my favorite body part]. It’s very toned and defined, so I like showing it off!

She says her husband’s favorite body part of hers are her “eyes.” Yeah. Eyes. E! then asked for her tips on looking hot in a bikini and what her diet/exercise regime is.

Work out, eat right, and tell yourself that no one else can work a bikini like you can.

I definitely try my hardest at [keeping in shape] a priority, yes. I do ab exercises, squats, take hikes through the Hollywood Hills and I hardly eat after 6 p.m. on a normal night.

As if any night is a normal night for Courtney Stodden. And her are some of her tips on how to gain more confidence:

Start with looking in the mirror, and point out the parts of your body that you love and wouldn’t want to change. That makes you feel more confident, and when you’re more confident about yourself, you’re that much more sexy to others.

She adds that “A pair of 7-inch heels!” make her feel like a million bucks. There’s a joke here. I’ll let you make it up.

May 29, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden

15 Responses to “Courtney Stodden Gives Beauty Tips”

  1. blasted1 says:

    “…pretending to drown…” One of about a million wise-ass remarks I could make would be: Somebody tell her that inhaling in the deep end of the pool makes your lips twice their original size.

  2. meh says:

    Catherine, you are KILLING it tonight. Fucking hilarious shit.

  3. blah says:

    “Start with looking in the mirror, and point out the parts of your body that you love and wouldn’t want to change. That makes you feel more confident, and when you’re more confident about yourself, you’re that much more sexy to others”

    …ya know, I desperately hate to admit it, but this is kind of good advice. Ugh, I feel sick.

    • Seppie says:

      Actually, THAT is exactly what she said, a few times, that God made her that way.. She came out of the womb that way. She just keeps changing her stories, lying all the time. Before she said she did not work out and even ate pasta in the middle of the night.

    • Anonymous says:

      there are a lot of sarcastic assholes here as usual. I agree with you that is great advice whether she lives by it or not. Catherine is really funny see what I mean about the sarcasm.

    • Catherine St. Ives says:

      We can give the girl credit where credit is due!

  4. Cat-Face says:

    That’s actually much better advice than the majority of celebs would give. It’s nice that she doesn’t lie about it either (“Oh I was just born this way”… I think not).

  5. Deelie says:

    Catherine, you are amazingly hilarious. Just sayin.

  6. West1989 says:

    Agreed. I love Catherine’s Posts.

  7. Anonymous says:

    I think she should do comedy.. a dumb fool who inherits a ant farm and must keep them them alive for a year to inherit a million bucks … blah blah..

  8. Seppie says:

    Beauty tips from an 18 year old who dresses like a prostitute and wears too much makeup? No, thanks, I will pass….

  9. christina says:

    Plumbiing up my lips just a tad….but will deny that I did it
    just like I deny breast enhancements. Oh and be sure to look in mirror often and dress like a skank ass hoe!!!

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