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Rob Pattinson Drives His Crappy Truck Full Of Belongings Off Into The Sunset

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are apparently really over, because the actor was photographed driving his crappy truck stuffed with all of his crappy possessions off into the rolling hills of Los Feliz. I’m sparing you with one photo; The Daily Mail posted 9. photos of the same effing truck, from slightly different angles and varying distances. Nine. How effing creepy and weird is that? To have someone photograph you doing the sad break-up move-out?

Although maybe there’s a different explanation for this. Maybe he’s just helping a friend with a yard sale. lolz.

Apparently the couple discovered they “grew apart” and that’s what ended it, but it really all depends on who you ask. Some say they’re not completely broken up. For example, The Daily Mail says they’re trying something out where they’re allowed to see other people, while TMZ is insisting that Kristen Stewart is actually a hologram. So the whole thing is really very confusing. Kind of like Beyoncé’s “pregnancy.” Then again, maybe this is all Katy Perry’s fault???

Expect Rob to buy a bar soon. Trust me.

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