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17Caption This: This Week’s Photo

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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Lawrence photo, here’s the winners below.

Winner: Pita with “Hahaha, good one, Fairy Godmother, but I thought you promised to turn this horse into a carriage?”

Runner-up: Splig with “Sarah’s head piece reminds Jennifer of how her armpits looked before the Met Gala!”

So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!

May 21, 2013 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Caption This

17 Responses to “Caption This: This Week’s Photo”

  1. kimcheee says:

    “White girls they’re pretty funny
    Sometimes they drive me mad
    Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
    I just don’t have that much jam”

  2. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    “ay wench, pull me fingah!!”

  3. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    “I SEE A WHITE WHORE AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK.”
    kimcheee knows what i’m talkin’ ’bout…
    can i enter twice like that?
    aw fuck it.

  4. Chaz says:

    Moose-lips introduces his future hang-low stank….

  5. louie louie says:

    this is what my ex jerry hall was talkin about ya got to be a cook in the kitchen a maid in the living room and a whore in the bed room.

  6. Splig says:

    Girl so all that, she sticks a stamp on her skirt n tries to mail herself to herself as a present!

  7. Ric says:

    you cant always get what you want, but you try some time to get what you need

  8. MJRyan says:

    Mick Jagger interrupts a Katy Perry concert yelling, “Can you believe she bumped uglies with Russell Brand?”

  9. modernhippie says:

    Publicity photo for Katy’s new song, “I kissed a ghoul (and I liked it).

  10. modernhippie says:

    Promotional image of Katy Perry’s cameo on “The Walking Dead.”

  11. modernhippie says:

    “You don’t believe me!? Here, come smell my finger!”

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