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8Best, Worst, And WTF Of 2013 Billboard Awards Red Carpet

jennifer morrison sheer dress billboard music awards

(Jennifer Morrison)

Ke$ha showed us her butt on the red carpet at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards so it seemed unlikely that anyone could top that awful WTF-ery, and yet, it was managed. Who did it? Click to find out. But first (pun intended), Jennifer Morrison’s butt:

jennifer morrison sheer dress billboard awards

BEST:  Hayden Panettiere and Emmy Rossum.
WORST: Click to find out.
WTF: Just, so very many.

Z LaLa billboard awards

No, it’s not Lady Gaga; it’s someone named Z-LaLa. And it’s terrible.


jenny mccarthy billboard awards

Here we have Jenny McCarthy who is one of my worst picks because of this early 2000′s look. Why is she even there?


Hayden Panettiere billboard awards

Hayden Panettiere. I like this. It’s almost a little too “mature” of a look for her, but she looks great in it. I know it’s kind of boring but in a sea of super crappy sequined bullshit it stands out.


miley cyrus billboard awards

Miley. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.


emmy rossum billboard awards

Emmy Rossum. Damn. She looks incredible. REALLY wish though that they sheer polkda dot bullshit ended with the sleeves.


Jennifer Lopez billboard awards

Jennifer Lopez. She looks beautiful but I don’t like this at all. I’m sure it’s a very expensive dress but I think it looks trashy. And she really doesn’t want to give up the deep v-cut, does she?


taylor swift billboard awards

Taylor Swift, switching up her look with a very short sequined dress and very strappy very tall open-toed heels. And is that blue toenail polish? Good heavens, Taylor! She looks stunning, she always does, but those shoes are so off. If the dress was a tad longer and the shoes less clunky this would win for my best.


nicki minaj billboard awards

Nicki Minaj in head-to-toe None Of This Is Good. I like her make up though? Maybe?


carly rae jepsen billboard awards

Carly Rae Jepsen has been getting edgier with her look and I’ve been a fan of it up until this. I don’t even know what this is.


selena gomez billboard awards

Selena Gomez in I’m Confused. Her baby face combined with her adult body freaks me out. I don’t think this dress is right for her, even though she looks great in it.


And finally, the worst:

nayer billboard awards

Nayer (???). I don’t think I need to explain why this is unquestionably the worst thing ever. And who brings their dog to this stuff? Aren’t your boobs enough to ensure you’ll be photographed? You had to bring a dog too?


The outfits overall were really underwhelming. What do you think?

May 20, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

8 Responses to “Best, Worst, And WTF Of 2013 Billboard Awards Red Carpet”

  1. Lilla says:

    All those dresses are fugly and the “best” ones are average and plain.

  2. Good, pithy comments!


  3. Jacqueline says:

    I wish we also had the gif of Taylor sticking her tongue out at Beiber/Gomez. It completely redeems her.

  4. Samara smith says:

    Jennifer is Looking so beautiful and charming in the Billboard award red carpet.

  5. blah says:

    See, I kind of love what Jennifer Morrison is wearing. If I had her body, I’d rock that too.

  6. BulgaUser says:

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  7. ltc says:

    Taylor Swift looks like a figure skater who couldn’t find the ice.

    For some reason, I like Miley’s. Never for me, but for Miley.

  8. Wramphist says:

    none of this is red-carpet worthy except Ms. Morrison, how did half of these outfits get past Wardrobe Police?? sad that “fashion” gets gaudier and more flamboyant but less attractive every year it seems….

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