Ke$ha showed us her butt on the red carpet at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards so it seemed unlikely that anyone could top that awful WTF-ery, and yet, it was managed. Who did it? Click to find out. But first (pun intended), Jennifer Morrison’s butt:
No, it’s not Lady Gaga; it’s someone named Z-LaLa. And it’s terrible.
Here we have Jenny McCarthy who is one of my worst picks because of this early 2000’s look. Why is she even there?
Hayden Panettiere. I like this. It’s almost a little too “mature” of a look for her, but she looks great in it. I know it’s kind of boring but in a sea of super crappy sequined bullshit it stands out.
Emmy Rossum. Damn. She looks incredible. REALLY wish though that they sheer polkda dot bullshit ended with the sleeves.
Jennifer Lopez. She looks beautiful but I don’t like this at all. I’m sure it’s a very expensive dress but I think it looks trashy. And she really doesn’t want to give up the deep v-cut, does she?
Taylor Swift, switching up her look with a very short sequined dress and very strappy very tall open-toed heels. And is that blue toenail polish? Good heavens, Taylor! She looks stunning, she always does, but those shoes are so off. If the dress was a tad longer and the shoes less clunky this would win for my best.
Nicki Minaj in head-to-toe None Of This Is Good. I like her make up though? Maybe?
Carly Rae Jepsen has been getting edgier with her look and I’ve been a fan of it up until this. I don’t even know what this is.
Selena Gomez in I’m Confused. Her baby face combined with her adult body freaks me out. I don’t think this dress is right for her, even though she looks great in it.
And finally, the worst:
Nayer (???). I don’t think I need to explain why this is unquestionably the worst thing ever. And who brings their dog to this stuff? Aren’t your boobs enough to ensure you’ll be photographed? You had to bring a dog too?
The outfits overall were really underwhelming. What do you think?