Kanye West is still totally pissed off at that street sign, and he is HAVING NONE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS. HIS LIFE ISN’T A JOKE. WHICH IS WHY THIS IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE:
NOT OKAY.
Kanye West performed at “Adult Swim’s Upfront” whatever the hell that is, at Roseland in NYC. And he decided this was the perfect opportunity to avenge the serious injustices against him, so he went off on a tirade about why he “ain’t no muthaf-ckin celebrity.” Oh, okay.
From DListed:
I ain’t no muthaf-ckin celebrity… There’s one thing about me, I’m a terrible, terrible terrible celebrity. I don’t know if you really know there’s one thing about me but I’m the worst kind of, the worst kind of celebrity. All I do is make real music. All I do is sit in the studio and make real shit. And that’s it. And that’s muthaf-ckin it. That’s muthaf-ckin it!
So I don’t want no people runnin’ up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and shit to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin’ me off my focus and shit. Harrasin’ you all muthafuckin day. I ain’t no muthafuckain celebrity.
It’s so funny. Somebody asked me, ‘when you do SNL, are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and shit. And like humanize yourself?’ I ain’t hear to apologize to no muthaf-ckas man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At one point did I become un-human where I had to turn myself back. Or maybe I was demonized, or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that type of situation. I ain’t no muthaf-ckin celebrity. I ain’t runnin’ for office. I ain’t kissin’ nobody’s muthaf-ckin babies. I drop your baby and you muthaf-ckin sue me and shit. I’m trying to make some music that inspires people to be the best that they can be. And I don’t want nobody else to ask anything of me! Don’t ask nothing else of me.
Muthaf-ckas chasin you down, about to make you crash and shit. And all they want is for a n***** to laugh and shit. Hell nah, I ain’t doin no muthaf-ckin SNL skits. This is my Goddamn life. This ain’t no muthafuckin joke.
Are you kidding? This is f-cking hilarious. “I drop your baby and you muthaf-ckin sue me and shit” — yes! Brilliant! Love it!
Actually Kanye, you did once do an SNL sketch, poking fun at yourself of how much you love to crash award shows (and this was before the Taylor Swift thing) so it’s not an unreasonable question.
Also, you’re INVOLVED WITH KIM F-CKING KARDASHIAN. I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT COMES WITH THIS.