Cannes film festival is going on right now in France and everyone is GLAMMED THE HELL UP. I like it. Here are the looks that stood out to me, for better or worse. But if you want to get right down to it:
BEST: Isla Fisher
WORST: Julianne Moore
I JUST DON’T KNOW: Zhang Yuqi
Carey Mulligan, seen here with Baz Luhrhraznamann. (Luhrmann). She looks gorgeous but holy hell, where’s the rest of her?? Is she okay? Does she know she’s allowed to smile? Even LANA DEL REY is smiling. Jesus.
Zhang Yuqi in a stunning, show-stopping gown by Ulyana Sergeenko. However, it’s the kind of thing though that only works in certain photos. For example, if we look at it closer, it looks a little too Ozma of Oz meets Gone with the Wind costume-y.
You know? She still looks beautiful though. And I love that it’s different. So I’m torn. JUST SO TORN.
Here we have Julianne Moore in a piece from Christian Dior’s stunning Meh collection and oh my God, her poor feet! I don’t know if you can tell, but if you zoom in, with your eyes, you can see her toes splaying out the sides of her straps and it looks very painful and this is all I can focus on. Oh and her ring. I like the cocktail ring.
Cara Delevingne, looking like Debbie Harry straight out of her Blondie years. What a gorgeous girl. That’s a lot of makeup though.
I really want to like this. I don’t. I’m sorry. I almost do. (Cindy Crawford.)
Isla Fisher’s look is my FAVORITE! Gorgeous gown and looks gorgeous on her. By Oscar de la Renta.
Bai Laing. LOL how does she stil get invited to stuff?
Freida Pinto. Don’t like her hair. Don’t like the shoes or belt and combined with the halter style and bright color of the dress, she looks like she’s going to a wedding reception in Miami. Sorry.
I’m so over the Stones’ stupid children. This is Georgia May Jagger. She and Carey Mulligan should battle for who at Cannes is the most miserable. This is a good color on her but I don’t get the weird cut-out detail.
Paz Vega. Aaahhhh….I like the…idea? I hate the shoes, they really don’t help elevate the daring sheer beaded dress over hot pants look. So overall, I think this is a miss.
LOL A+ timing on the wind. Solange Knowles.
Nicole Kidman. Love the dress. Trying to figure out if I love the shoes. Do not love the hair. I think it’s too severe for a gown this playful. The hot pink shoes only add to the ~~whimsy~~ of the look, making her super slicked back up-do look all the more severe. Overall though, she looks fantastic as usual.
My girl Lana Del Rey. I will be the first to admit that she has the WORST POSTURE out of anyone I have ever seen and I’ve seen at least TEN people! Fit of the dress is great, not liking anything else about it. I would have liked it more had the pattern not changed below the hips. BUT SHE’S SMILING! LOOK!
BREAKING: I JUST SAW A SIDE VIEW OF NICOLE KIDMAN’S LOOK. THE HAIR IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
IT’S LIKE A RED CARPET VERSION OF A MULLET. NICOLE. GET IT TOGETHER. COME ON NOW.
Finally, Florence Welch (Florence + the Machine). Here it is from the back.
Uhhhh maybe? Ehhhhh. This is the only photo I could find of her from the front:
Ehhhh, yeah, not liking it. Little too 1950′s themed diner.
What do you think?