Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker‘s ex wife, was approached by TMZ in a parking garage where the topic turned to breast feeding. How did that happen? Because a TMZ camera guy followed her around telling her he had something from “insafacts” for her. He took out his phone and said, “This is a doozy!” and read her a piece of trivia from his phone. The “fact” was something about how children who are breastfed grow up to be thinner adults than those who were not.
Okay TMZ, what the hell. That is the lamest thing I have ever heard. You follow D-list celebs around so you can read them interesting facts from your phone and ask them what they think?? I mean, I get it, there’s nothing Ms. Moakler has going on and I’m guessing she called you to be there, but still. So she responded (and not in a haughty way),
I’ve never heard that…I didn’t breastfeed. I’m selfish.
She then gave a little laugh and the camera guy pressed, “Super selfish. You weren’t lactating?” Oh God, what? Dude. Stop. Just let her answer your stupid question. So she goes on and completes her thought with,
I just look at my breasts as like, sexual…I think it’s incestual and gross. I don’t like it. But I totally support it and think its awesome!
As she leaves the TMZ guy shouts, “HAVE YOU EVER TASTED YOUR OWN BREAST MILK?”
Thanks, TMZ! You guys really know how to give us what we want from celebs.