Listen, we all know by now that some synapses are misfiring in Amanda Bynes’ brain and things are not going well. She’s progressively stripping on social media, she’s fighting with Jenny McCarthy (LOL), she’s in a love/hate imaginary non-relationship with Drake… These are trying times. But hey, don’t you worry your pretty little heads. Turns out, Amanda’s not crazy, she just wants all the ugly people to stop talking – a totally rational and definitely not drug-induced request!
From In Touch Weekly:
“I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care,” the actress — who rocks cheek piercings and a tangle of blond hair extensions— exclusively tells In Touch, on newsstands now. “The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to.”
Amanda, who often stays up all night and tweets around the clock, says she has the support of unnamed friends. “I only have hot friends,” she says. “They have my back until I die.”
She also knocks down any speculation of issues with addiction: “I don’t drink. I’m allergic to alcohol,” Amanda tells In Touch. And though photos surfaced of Amanda with what looked to be a joint, the star insists she doesn’t smoke pot— only tobacco.
Oh man. This interview makes my life. Unfortunately, it’s undoubtedly a very real cry for help and she’s not going to get any better anytime soon without any intervention. Unfortunately, if her family isn’t in contact with her (who knows how true that is), chances of that happening are probably slim to none. Who is she hanging out with? Why is no one saying anything? It’s all so bizarre.