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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Haven’t Broken Up, They’re Just Busy, OKAY?

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Miley Cyrus is still holding her Liam Hemsworth barbie doll close to her at night and whispering sweet nothings, because she’s insisting yet again that they haven’t broken up and are still very much together. The explanation for all the not-togetherness? They’re just busy. Like, GOD, you guys!

From V:

“I’m not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work! He gets up to work out at six and I come home around five from the studio.

“Every week it’s, ‘Are they broken up? Because we don’t see a photo of them’.”

She added: “I don’t have time to go to Starbucks with my boyfriend every morning. I wish I did, but I don’t.”

I’m trying to work this one out in my mindgrapes. So, Liam gets up to go to the gym at 6am, and you come home from the studio at 5…pm? But when did you leave for the studio – certainly not before Liam got up to work out? Surely you’ll have had time for a non-fat iced caramel macchiato together before doing things that don’t really take all day, every day? Oh, whatever.

Below, some more shots of Miley in V Magazine. I’m not sure if these are supposed to be sexy or what, but eh, no thanks.

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  • How are butt spikes useful? It seems like you would just end up damaging a lot of furniture. I mean, what if you weren’t thinking about what’s on your butt and you plopped down on a waterbed? The results could be disastrous.

    • Her $758 “high fashion”/vintage punk rock shorts (lol which one is it), that you could probably get for $50 in the village (well used to be able to before all of the good stores shut down, but Hannah Montana would never know that bc her people buy her punk rock clothing from Versace and YSL), are on backwards. That is what the picture is trying to show off, how edgy and unpredictable and wild Hannah Montana is. The jacket is backwards, the shorts are backwards, and the boots zip up the back- HOW FCKN COOL HANNAH!! You’re soooooo subculture and different!! Get more quarter size tattoos and phrases n sentences on weird spots, too. Show us how wild and crazy you are!

      • Yeah, yeah, the jacket is on backwards, but I don’t think we can say with any certainty that just because the shorts’ zipper is in the back the shorts are on backwards. Obviously, it would not be the first item of clothing to have a zipper in the back. The boots are a perfect example of this.

  • She thinks she is super edgy, cool, underground, punk rock .. don’t you know?? She’s a goddamned poser, is what she really is. Someonne needs to remind her that her songs are POP MUSIC NOT PUNK ROCK. She sucks. She’s fckn Hannah Montana she will never be anti-mainstream and punk rock. She’s fckn Miley Cyrus she will never be sub culture or a metal head. Her songs are for little kids and dumb bitches. She needs to quit acting like she’s not a pop star anymore. She’s trying to dress all edgy and “un cool” in Metallica shirts and spiked everything with short pink hair and show off all five of her gay little tattoos to counteract her pop princess days. But it takes more than how you dress up for photo shoots and starbucks runs, Hannah Montana. From now on I refuse to call her by her real name. She will always be referred to as that dumb ass pop star Hannah Montana. She will never be punk rock. She’s a fckn pop star who has a famous dad and lives in Hollywood, for christs sake. Get a REAL tattoo, quit the biz, move to like, Boston or some other regular ass town, get a normal job and quit over dressing and showing off and then MAYBE I’ll call you Miley. Maybe. Her shorts on backwards, btw. Probably cost $567 too.

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