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Caption This: This Week’s Photo


Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock photo, here’s the winner below. It was slim pickings last week, so you’ve got to meet us halfway, slackers!

Winner: Girl with “You suck at judging these!!! There were at LEAST three that were way funnier!!”

Runners-up: MJRyan with “Melissa McCarthy shows up at CinemaCon sporting the new Sandra Bullock bracelet!!!”

So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!

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  • Woooo-Hoooo!!! That’s right, I GOT 2ND PLACE! I’M THE GREATEST, I’M PRETTY, I AM A BAD MAN!!! (steps to the podium) Whew, well I would like to first thank my parents bcuz if they would have never did the nasty, this wouldn’t be happening for me right now and I’d also like to thank the judges for finally recognizing the skills. You see people, take it from me, if you put in the hard work and persistence, you don’t have to change your name to louie to WIN RUNNER-UP! Just think, this today, who knows, tomorrow, I just might move up to fries!!!!

    • Congrats on your big “win?” just think if the judges hadn’t screwed the pooch 2 weeks ago you would have won this week bc there would have been no reason for “girl” to ripp the judges for this/last week. Congrats again you’re gonna love the t shirt ooops no t shirt for runners up.

      • LOLOL! Rub it in why dont cha?! (all of a sudden im singin Louie Louie by Richard Berry for some reason)

  • Look, Harry, here’s the deal. I get to be Harry Potter because I’m the future f-ing king, and you have to be Ron Weasly because you’re the ginger.

  • William: “Listen, guys, I’ve told you already. Not even magic can get rid of Camilla, I’ve tried. But fine, have it your way!”

  • I say, we must do a better job of holding these brollies lower. We don’t want to be photographed coming out of this sex club together.

  • Ok gents one wish each
    Harry start us off. .. I wish I were next in line to be king. Ok William your up .. I wish I had Harry’s hair BUT in a normal colour. Ok Kate your turn .. I wish I hope this baby has no hair not red hair.

  • Harry (thinking to himself): Yup, that’s about right.

    Kate (thinking to herself): Wow. I wish his was this big.

    William (thinking to himself): Crap. She’s daydreaming about my lack of manhood again.

  • Harry: I wish I was in the Bahamas with a drink that has an umbrella!(poof)
    William: I wish I was in Hawaii with an umbrella drink!(poof)
    Kate: I’m lonely, I wish I had my husband and brother-in-law back.(poof)

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