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Surprise! Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Iron Man 3’ Red Carpet Dress Was “A Disaster”

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Not only was “most beautiful womanGwyneth Paltrow‘s Iron Man 3 premiere dress a crime against fashion, it was also a crime against basic human decency, which states that you should keep your asscheeks in check when in public and not have them hanging out. Funny thing is, she knew this and wore it anyway. But she wants you to know that she knew it, and she’s like, totally embarrassed!

From The Ellen DeGeneres Show (via DigitalSpy):

Paltrow said that the world could see “her ass hanging out” of the Antonio Berardi dress.

She admitted: “I had kind of a disaster. I was doing a show and I changed there and I went and I couldn’t wear underwear.

“Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor… I went from being the most beautiful to the most humiliated. In one day.”

Uh, scrambling for a razor? So what, you’re behind on bikini waxes or something? Also, had you not tried this dress on before deciding to wear it for a red carpet event? Also, why won’t you go away? For someone so “embarrassed” about being called the most beautiful woman in the world, it’s funny how you bring it up so casually.
Ugh, I wish more was going on in the celebrity world so I never had to write about her again.

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