Spice Girl and professional tube rider (heh heh) Geri Halliwell is having a bit of a problem. You see, her vibrator seems to have gone walkabout and she’s sort of at a loss as to how to rectify the situation. Of course, she could just order another one under a pseudonym or send an assistant or someone else to get one for her (or just walk in and get one herself – no shame in the masturbation game!) but instead, she took to Twitter to ask the advice of her followers.
A friend who can’t find her best electrical device ( in house) should shebuy new one? /embarrassment -ask cleaner has she seen it?
— Geri Halliwell (@GeriHalliwell) April 21, 2013
Thankfully, Mel C came to the rescue and offered her friend some advice, which has since been deleted. Basically get a new housekeeper and order a new one online.
“@melaniecmusic: @gerihalliwell A friend?!!! That old chestnut!! ????”Of course ;) and any advise for that friend ?
— Geri Halliwell (@GeriHalliwell) April 21, 2013
Oh, dear. Is Geri Halliwell really that dense/horny? Who can say, but she’s one of the best people to follow on Twitter because of it.
reads like she was trying too hard to shock people. let’s just come right out & say it – vibrators are fun & every woman should own one. am i right or am i right?