Justin Bieber has already proven what an idiot he is on multiple occasions, but he’s learned his lesson and now he’s pretty sure he’s got it all figured out. Since he rules the world and can do whatever he wants without repercussions, he’s thinking of buying a house in Dubai, where his assholery will definitely be completely tolerated and won’t at all cause any problems.
From The Sun:
He’s been looking at houses in the strict Arab emirate after his recent troubles.
The troubled singer plays two gigs in the Middle East in early May and for his first visit has asked promoters to find him a house. And he’s considering keeping the place.
A source said: “He was going to stay in a hotel but is now looking at houses with a view to a longer-term stay.
“Justin will have to behave, though.”
Yeah, okay, this is going to work out well. I’m so glad his team of advisers are leading him in the right direction and encouraging him to make wise decisions. It’s clear that they’ve got his best interest at heart and definitely not his bank account. Will someone stop the madness already?