According to E Online,
“John still very much loves her and has feelings for her,” a well-placed source exclusively tells E! News. “It was just going to be too much with what was on his plate.”
Yeah, okay, sure.
Rumor also has it that Ms. Perry would consider getting back together with him if he got his shit back together with himself.
NO. THIS NEEDS TO END. NOW. FOREVER.
If we all ignore John Mayer, maybe he’ll go away. I don’t even care about his music; I’m coming at this from a human standpoint. We don’t need John Mayer fucking with anyone anymore.
Am I totally off on this?