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Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Sex Tape!!

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Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen‘s video of the two of them in bed together was leaked online today. Okay, fine, it’s a clip from Scary Movie 5. In it, Mr. Sheen pokes fun at his love of filming women while he f-cks them and Ms. Lohan mocks her pride in “keeping a low profile.” And God, the poor girl’s face is botoxed to the highest of heavens.

Is it funny? No, not really. Is it unfunny? No, not really. As far as Lohan film cameos go, it’s not nearly as bad as the movie she did for the Shamwow guy. But NOTHING will be that bad.

So how long before you think we’ll see a Lohan/Sheen sex tape for real? They’re such good ~~friends~~ after all.

OH AND SPEAKING OF SEX TAPES, where the hell was the Joe Jonas sex tape we were promised??

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