I know we’re all tired of Justin Bieber (and I’m particularly tired of typing the word “asshole” over and over again), but he can’t seem to stay out of the news for longer than 24 hours and refuses to tone down his… assholery (?) so that we can stop writing about him. After smuggling a monkey – and no, that’s not a euphemism – to Germany and refusing to pay for a tattoo, the latest news comes all the way from Austria, where this punk ass has been banned from a nightclub for having his entourage/security team bust up the camera phones of fans enjoying themselves/taking a few snaps.
From The Austrian Times:
Baby Pop singer Justin Bieber has been banned from Vienna’s trendiest nightclub.
He went to the Passage club in Vienna, Austria – built on the site of a converted underground station – where he was surrounded by bodyguards.
According to the management at the club the bodyguards then smashed cameras of fans in the club, destroyed mobile telephones and even groped some of the young girl fans who reportedly left in tears after the Saturday morning assaults.
Club manager Joachim Bankel confirmed: “Justin Bieber is no longer welcome here.”
UGH, this fucking kid. Can he not just be banned from, like, planet earth as a whole?
In other news, will.i.am still thinks anyone gives a shit what he has to say about, well, anything, and is still sounding off on Bieber. His most recent pearl of wisdom saw him claiming that Justin’s money sponge mother, Pattie Mallette, will get him back on track. You know, despite being done with parenting him and all.
From The Daily Telegraph:
“Justin’s going to be okay. It’s dangerous to be a child star, but it’s dangerous to be a child in the ghetto, or to be a child at school being bullied.
“If you have good parents, you’ll be all right. Justin’s mom is great.”
When we eject Justin into space, let’s send will.i.am with him, shall we?