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‘No Shit, Sherlock’ Of The Day: Justin Timberlake Has Taken Plenty of Drugs

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In a turn of events that will surprise exactly no one, Justin Timberlake has admitted that he’s done plenty of drugs in his day. Hilariously, most of the “substances” he’s taken have all been at Coachella, where he tripped balls in the middle of open fields while Weezer played on stage. Weezer! LOL, I can’t with you, Justin.

From MySpace:

I’ve been to Coachella many times, on many different, um, substances. I’ve been to Coachella many times but not remembered a lot of it, I’ll leave it at that. But I remember I used to go to Coachella a long time ago. I remember Coachella when there wasn’t like, paparazzi and stuff there. Like, I stood in an open field and one year I saw Nine Inch Nails and the next year I saw Weezer and I was standing in the middle of the field, you know, like tripping my mind out.

Oh, the good old days of Coachella… or something. This isn’t too much of a story considering, like I said, that no one will be surprised about this. More important – has anyone else tried out the new MySpace since Justin bought it out? I tried out the beta version and admittedly didn’t “get it” right away, but it looks really slick and modern, so A+ for aesthetics.

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  • I call bullshit on Justin “tripping”…… Other than wine spritzers, I’d bet the only thing he ever tried was amyl nitrite poppers! A good dose of liquid weez or qubenzis would render him comatose!

  • Why does my comment differ on “recent comments” and what I wrote & was posted on the timberlake story?

    • What do you mean, Chaz? The “recent comments” are auto-generated from the body (but they don’t show the whole thing if they’re too long) – was it just cut off?

  • Haha like the peppy dick kid you sold fake weed to then can never stop thanking you for that dank dank. Haha

    I bet someone charged him a hundred dollars for a piece of notebook paper.

    Also love the nostalgia to the 90s. To be honest I have a lot of pity for Justin, from the outside his life appears amazing but in reality I bet it’s quite depressing when he laments on how he got to this point.