Noooo, Sherlock, how could you do this to us?! And by “us” I mean the people who would actually be upset about this – of which I am not one, alas. Regardless, rumour has it that Benedict Cumberbatch has gone and got married and he didn’t tell any of you.
From The London Daily News (via whatever this site even is):
Reports from the London Daily News yesterday (March 29, 2013), suggest the 36-year-old British actor has secretly got hitched to his long-term relationship.
There had already been speculation that the loved-up pair were set to announce their engagement but it sounds like they might have just jumped straight to wedded bliss! The paper says the actor has been spotted wearing a new wedding ring earlier this week.
The couple is said to have exchanged vows in an intimate morning ceremony at a secret location, before few close friends and family members.
LOL, could they have any less information about this? Not the gender of his partner, not the ceremony, the location, nothing. I call bullshit, but whatever. So long as it wasn’t his stalker he married.