If you’re going to date Britney Spears, you’re going to need a lot of things: a lot of self-confidence, good looks, an inability to hear tone so you can tell her how good she sounds when singing and apparently, a background check and a nondisclosure agreement. The last two were definitely the case for BritBrit’s new beau David Lucado, who she was hooked up with by her father, Jamie Spears, shortly after her break-up from former fiancé Jason Trawick.
According to Radar Online, Jamie – who, let’s not forget, is still in charge of pretty much everything Britney has, does, is, etc. – picked David to keep his daughter company since she seemed lonely and isn’t really into having female friends:
“Jamie has known David for awhile, and always thought he was a thoughtful, and an all-around good guy,” the source told Radar. “Britney needed someone to keep her company after she and Jason broke up.
“It had to be a male, because Britney just doesn’t respond as well to females. And remember, she is still under a conservatorship.
“Before David started spending time with Brit, he had to undergo a background check, and sign a confidentiality agreement, all arranged by Papa Spears. Jamie makes sure if things go south between Jamie and Britney, details about her life wouldn’t be made public.
“David had absolutely no problem with it, and completely understood why it was being done.”
Oh, snap. Do you think Jamie was paying David to hang out with her at first, to keep an eye on her when he couldn’t and in a less obvious way? Escandalo! I know the whole nondisclosure thing is pretty much standard these days, but it doesn’t exactly scream romance, does it?