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Kris Humphries Is After a Pound of Flesh From Kim Kardashian

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Don’t ever get famous, or at least make sure you don’t have a family when you do because they will run their traps to any press outlet that will listen. That’s what’s going on now with Kris Humphries‘ aunt and uncle (like, why bother?) – he claims that Kris wants revenge against she-devil and couch-ass haver Kim Kardashian. In fact, he actually wants a “pound of flesh” from her, which I’m sure she’ll be glad to donate ten-fold, if all the bullshit about her horror at her pregnancy weight gain are to be believed.

But his aunt Dedria said yesterday: “It was a sham. My understanding of marriage is people are going to give it more than 72 days unless there’s serious abuse.”

Dedria, 55, added at her home in Lansing, Michigan: “If I felt somebody had duped me and used me in front of the whole world, I would be very angry.”

If the marriage is annulled, Kris could argue that the pre-nuptial agreement was not legitimate — and he would be freed from the confidentiality clause which prevents him from publicly shaming his ex.

Dedria declared: “An annulment says it wasn’t valid in the first place. She should admit that it was a sham at the very least.”

Her husband, Kris’s uncle Mike, 60, revealed that Kris’ hard line in the divorce battle is because he wants REVENGE.

He said: “I can just see him wanting a pound of flesh back. I believe he wants payback.”

Was the marriage a sham? Obviously. Is Kris Humphries the biggest dope to ever roam planet earth? Definitely. Who in the hell is stupid enough to believe that it’s true love with Kim Kardashian? An idiot, that’s who. She’s keeping that expensive ass ring and now she’s having Kanye’s baby, the end.

But seriously, Aunt Dedria and Uncle Mike? Cool it. Kris is a big enough dolt on his own without you helping him look worse.

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  • I don’t blame him for being pissed. If somebody effed me royally and I actually believed it was love, well, there is that thin line between love & hate. I’d want revenge. But eventually you gotta quit hating and move on. I can understand if he has legitimate religious reasons to want an annulment. But if not and if there isn’t anything except revenge reasons for getting the marriage annuled, then let the divorce happen for Christ’s sake. Sheesh.

    On a happier note….there are “X”s on the little advertisements on the pictures now!!! I can finally see the entire picture you post! Yea! I’ll quit bitching about that now.

  • on keeping up with kardashians kris seem strange burp in kim face when he kiss her. kim ignore him most time after they is marry. she tell others of a doubt. i find strange she should if marry a man tell hi. so it seem to be fake she just want divorce right after she marry him.

  • Good lord, Kris H!! She raised your profile! Sham or not, he should have taken the reported $7M payout, said thank you and walked the EFF away! No one, other than random NBA road-whores would have known who he was without her. I mean, whether or not he has any true dirt to sell to the tabloids about the family – at this point I wouldn’t believe anything he said anyway because he’s proven himself to be such an obstinate tool-box. If he were to prove it was a sham, which I’m not saying it wasn’t, I think he’d to go to the same ridiculous lengths to make up stupid shit about them that he’s gone to with this divorce bullshit.

  • He proposed. So, he’s “in” on the “sham”. Guilty by participation. I got married too fast once. I thought it would ‘work out’ somehow. It didn’t last 90 days. The guy was a douche bag. I don’t blame Kim for divorcing this jerk. Hasn’t he proven what a jerk he is to the world yet?

  • What an ass he is. He is guilty too, except he wanted the ride to last a little longer, with the lavish lifestyle. Now he is feigning innocence and acting used. Give me a break!