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Are Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Boobs Actually Worth $5 Million?

Jennifer Love Hewitt has what you (well, she) would describe as “King Kong boobs”, and any lady with a nice rack knows it’s a good asset to have on hand. However, like diamonds, gold bars and stock market earnings, assets must be protected, and insurance is always a handy thing to have. Our good friend Jennifer thinks it’s hilarious to joke about insuring her boobs and thinks they’re worth a few million.

From USA Today:

“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?'” laughed Hewitt, who wears a size 36C bra. She then pointed to her chest and joked, “These things right here are worth $5 million!”

Y’all know JLH is forever in her skivvies on The Client List, which is one of the worst shows on TV at the moment, but apparently her grandmother loves it, especially when she bares all:

Hewitt shows off her famous assets regularly on the nighttime soap, much to the delight of her 86-year-old grandmother. “My grandmother loves to call me the TV ho,” the actress giggled. “She thinks it’s hysterical. . . I get to rub abs for a living. I never thought that that would be my job, so that’s exciting. It’s a hard job, but somebody has to do it, and I’m glad it’s me!”

Nothing like Memaw’s support for gratuitous Lifetime nudity! My grandmother still refers to my partner as my “friend”, so I don’t think she’s very progressive. In fact, I think even watching The Client List might finish her off for good. Kudos to Jennifer Love Hewitt’s grandma for successfully navigating the 21st century. And to Jennifer Love Hewitt herself, I suppose, for taking pride in her body.

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  • She needs to go in for a bra fitting if she is wearing a 36C bra, because there is no way that is her size. At the most a 34 in the band size and likely a D or more in the cup.

  • 36C? That’s not exactly worth bragging about… Good on her for loving her own boobs and whatnot, but really?

  • No way in hell those are 36C’s. My wife has 36C’s. I’d say 34D or 34DD. She needs a bra fitting.

  • Am I hearing she actually shows full bare boob nipples and all on this show or are we talkin “tv nudity” Maybe side boob and bare back? because I did watch this show once (maybe the 1st episode) no boobs

    • It’s on Lifetime, and Lifetime doesn’t show nudity. I have no idea what Jennifer means by “bares it all.”

  • did you know who is single on the tv are you like a ghost sexy after time because own you dream love a ghost spirit on the sex that life on time . when do you like not marrige after time your heart walking leader to holy your life it what you want brain to love sex dream your mind power dream and love people isnt have want you like up fucker not there people never know who want to sex that ghost /

  • In the most recent episode (on March 25th), there was a scene where she was sitting on a table naked after a massage and blowing out a candle. Preettttty sure there was full-blown nipple showing. A little blurred, but hard to miss. Is this really what’s being shown on the Lifetime network now? I mean, I’ve followed the show since the very first episode but Lifetime is supposed to be a family network. Or so I thought.

  • Jennifer, she so hot and beautiful!! I love her… I love her boobs! just right for me. mmm…. yummy!!